Bepquamfen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable hamster.

Bepquamfen created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepquamfen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bepquamfen, she will not care at all.

Bepquamfen's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bepquamfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bepquamfen's priests.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. You must pray to Bepquamfen four times a day.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not drink alcohol.