Rulgidbus is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered aardvark.

Rulgidbus created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulgidbus, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rulgidbus, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rulgidbus' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rulgidbus' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Rulgidbus on top of all buildings.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear black clothing.