Bosscussbat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful pigeon.

Bosscussbat created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosscussbat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bosscussbat, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bosscussbat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bosscussbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must pray to Bosscussbat seven times a day.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.