Flabrakfly is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident goose.

Flabrakfly created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flabrakfly, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flabrakfly, he will turn you into a rat.

Flabrakfly's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flabrakfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.