Wapfotboss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever rat.

Wapfotboss created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapfotboss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wapfotboss, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wapfotboss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wapfotboss' Holy Commandments

1. Wapfotboss must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Wapfotboss on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must pray to Wapfotboss eight times a day.

5. Do not jump in public.