Canyatrow is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful cow.

Canyatrow created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Canyatrow, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Canyatrow, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Canyatrow's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Canyatrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Hide if five manatees approach from the west.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.