Farnarnhap Mumfomfed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured bee.

Farnarnhap Mumfomfed created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnarnhap Mumfomfed, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farnarnhap Mumfomfed, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Farnarnhap Mumfomfed's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Farnarnhap Mumfomfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near gulls while wearing violet shirts and balancing six nickel spheres on your chest.

5. Put Farnarnhap Mumfomfed first in all things.