Cidgilflow is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous jaguar.

Cidgilflow created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidgilflow, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidgilflow, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cidgilflow's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cidgilflow's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing gray hats and balancing seven silver spheres on your face.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.