Sidfliglat Flancissdondossgovdot Yimjapxen is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive eagle.

Sidfliglat Flancissdondossgovdot Yimjapxen created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidfliglat Flancissdondossgovdot Yimjapxen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sidfliglat Flancissdondossgovdot Yimjapxen, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sidfliglat Flancissdondossgovdot Yimjapxen's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sidfliglat Flancissdondossgovdot Yimjapxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Do not laugh in public.