Rapwit Fenhugmid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud raccoon.

Rapwit Fenhugmid created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapwit Fenhugmid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rapwit Fenhugmid, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rapwit Fenhugmid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rapwit Fenhugmid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three carbon sculptures of Rapwit Fenhugmid on top of important buildings.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.