Fencap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless hedgehog.

Fencap created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Fencap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fencap, she will turn you into a dog.

Fencap's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fencap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not keep four birds in a large pit.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fencap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not speak about bread.