Panminwab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional hyena.

Panminwab created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panminwab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Panminwab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Panminwab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Panminwab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about nematodes.