Sigsomjab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking tortoise.

Sigsomjab created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigsomjab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sigsomjab, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sigsomjab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sigsomjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not eat carrots.