Loopsatveg is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, humorless frog.

Loopsatveg created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Loopsatveg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Loopsatveg, she will try to impress you with trees.

Loopsatveg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Loopsatveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Never feed bread to cats while wearing blue stockings.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Do not hurt horses.