Sugguddad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring meerkat.

Sugguddad created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugguddad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sugguddad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sugguddad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sugguddad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands turquoise.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Pray towards the south.