Flagyokhug is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain cobra.

Flagyokhug created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagyokhug, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flagyokhug, he will turn you into a plant.

Flagyokhug's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Flagyokhug's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Flagyokhug in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fire.