Vonkdissril is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome armadillo.

Vonkdissril created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkdissril, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonkdissril, she will turn you into a hamster.

Vonkdissril's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vonkdissril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Vonkdissril on top of all buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Vonkdissril.

5. Never think about enzymes.