Kimrillarpgun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy dove.

Kimrillarpgun created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimrillarpgun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kimrillarpgun, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kimrillarpgun's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kimrillarpgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Kimrillarpgun loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Hide from orange rats for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Kimrillarpgun five times a day.