Kenomtsab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tiresome finch.

Kenomtsab created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kenomtsab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kenomtsab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kenomtsab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kenomtsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not take Kenomtsab's name in vain.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.