Bast is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, loving skunk.

Bast created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bast, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bast, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bast's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bast's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.