Fumstanquim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, omniscient fox.

Fumstanquim created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumstanquim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fumstanquim, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fumstanquim's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fumstanquim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Never hop near tapirs.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.