Vadgofmad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthinking pig.

Vadgofmad created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadgofmad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vadgofmad, she will remove you from existence.

Vadgofmad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Vadgofmad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Vadgofmad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.