Zenbugfenmat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, annoying camel.

Zenbugfenmat created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbugfenmat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zenbugfenmat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zenbugfenmat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Zenbugfenmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zenbugfenmat.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Zenbugfenmat on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.