Stanbitflatved is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, passionate deer.

Stanbitflatved created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanbitflatved, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stanbitflatved, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stanbitflatved's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Stanbitflatved's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Stanbitflatved loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stanbitflatved.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Erect five nickel sculptures of Stanbitflatved on top of important buildings.