Gomshavbut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered porpoise.

Gomshavbut created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gomshavbut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gomshavbut, she will cry a lot.

Gomshavbut's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gomshavbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Do not shave your head.