Tadcatart is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, selfish tapir.

Tadcatart created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadcatart, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tadcatart, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tadcatart's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tadcatart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about black holes.