Genrawyart is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sapient meerkat.

Genrawyart created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Genrawyart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Genrawyart, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Genrawyart's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Genrawyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Worship no other gods but Genrawyart.

5. Always help dogs.
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