Satdosskab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful centaur.

Satdosskab created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satdosskab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Satdosskab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Satdosskab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Satdosskab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.