Dinkinbim is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy
goose.
Dinkinbim created gold eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dinkinbim, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Dinkinbim, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Dinkinbim's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Dinkinbim's Holy Commandments1. Never look at dwarf planets.
2. Do not hurt eagles.
3. Dinkinbim must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Never talk about moons.
5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.