Vonkbudgil is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-confident dingo.

Vonkbudgil created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbudgil, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vonkbudgil, it will turn you into a sheep.

Vonkbudgil's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vonkbudgil's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six ducks approach from the west.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide if three horses approach from the south.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about bacteria.