Fagrillont is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able tapir.

Fagrillont created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagrillont, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fagrillont, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fagrillont's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fagrillont's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Fagrillont in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never wear kilts.