Tofstragnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, competent jaguar.

Tofstragnull created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofstragnull, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tofstragnull, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tofstragnull's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tofstragnull's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Tofstragnull in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near sheep while wearing brown dresses and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never sit in holy places.