Mon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing deer.

Mon created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mon, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mon's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never sing near ants.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.