Fadyamcum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent human.

Fadyamcum created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Fadyamcum, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fadyamcum, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fadyamcum's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fadyamcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not take Fadyamcum's name in vain.

3. Never mention aardvarks.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never sing in holy places.