Mutlarglit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, quiet deer.

Mutlarglit created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutlarglit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mutlarglit, it will make you grow a tail.

Mutlarglit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mutlarglit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never sing near shrews.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Never mention dogs.