Villadgud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate wolf.

Villadgud created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Villadgud, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Villadgud, she will be mildly annoyed.

Villadgud's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Villadgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Erect nine tin sculptures of Villadgud on top of important buildings.

4. Never bounce near bats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.