Dodruttnel is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong hedgehog.

Dodruttnel created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dodruttnel, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dodruttnel, it will be very sad.

Dodruttnel's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dodruttnel's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear yellow coats.

4. You must love Dodruttnel.

5. Always help sick whales.