Bighugbog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing toad.

Bighugbog created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bighugbog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bighugbog, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bighugbog's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bighugbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.