Kengeprow is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, vain mole.

Kengeprow created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kengeprow, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kengeprow, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kengeprow's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Kengeprow's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Always help mites.