Quamjabcidnart Nurlbellstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered swallow.

Quamjabcidnart Nurlbellstrag created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Quamjabcidnart Nurlbellstrag, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quamjabcidnart Nurlbellstrag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Quamjabcidnart Nurlbellstrag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Quamjabcidnart Nurlbellstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing gray shorts.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat melons.