Misripdot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, caring hedgehog.

Misripdot created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Misripdot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Misripdot, he will strike you with lightening.

Misripdot's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Misripdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must pray to Misripdot four times a day.

3. Never bounce near porpoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Never feed lots of spinach to tortoises while wearing pink ear rings.