Wipcabarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous deer.

Wipcabarp created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcabarp, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wipcabarp, it will remove you from existence.

Wipcabarp's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wipcabarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help capybaras in need.