Gentigcem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, slow armadillo.

Gentigcem created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gentigcem, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gentigcem, he will think nothing of it.

Gentigcem's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gentigcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Gentigcem must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not keep four moths in a large pit.

5. Never talk about seals.