Yattwotdub is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, deceitful badger.

Yattwotdub created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yattwotdub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yattwotdub, she will destroy your home solar system.

Yattwotdub's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yattwotdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Yattwotdub loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near doves while wearing brown shorts.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never talk about fire.