Kinhomtif Paskonfut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring bee.

Kinhomtif Paskonfut created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinhomtif Paskonfut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kinhomtif Paskonfut, he will throw large rocks at you.

Kinhomtif Paskonfut's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kinhomtif Paskonfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing blue boots and balancing four titanium spheres on your head.