Ganmotfom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, narcissistic hummingbird.

Ganmotfom created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganmotfom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ganmotfom, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ganmotfom's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ganmotfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.