Koplikaf Hantunbogyak is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient
manatee.
Koplikaf Hantunbogyak created gold three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Koplikaf Hantunbogyak, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Koplikaf Hantunbogyak, it will not care.
Koplikaf Hantunbogyak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Koplikaf Hantunbogyak's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about asteroids.
2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not hurt mites.
4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.
5. Do not make images of living things.