Fenhakarm is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty donkey.

Fenhakarm created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenhakarm, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fenhakarm, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fenhakarm's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fenhakarm's Holy Commandments

1. Fenhakarm must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Hide from blue horses for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.