Ragrutrag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring raccoon.

Ragrutrag created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Ragrutrag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragrutrag, she will destroy your home planet.

Ragrutrag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Ragrutrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Ragrutrag loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never run near hamsters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.