Fagomincat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart dragon.

Fagomincat created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Fagomincat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fagomincat, she will be very unhappy.

Fagomincat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fagomincat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide from fawn badgers for they are unholy.

3. Never paint your head red.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.